The Evolution of the Kruger
Call National Geographic! We are seeing macroevolution before our very eyes!
From when the Kruger was elected in 1994 in a special election to NY's 27th senate district, to about 2007, this species could be classified as the Kruger-Democrantes, he usually sided with his own kind. In 2003, the Kruger-Democrantes took another step in the evolutionary scale. He became the Kruger-anti-Bloombergarectus by opposing a centrist species the Bloombergarectus in closing down the Kruger community cave districts.
In Feb. 2007, the Kruger got sick of homo sapiens bumping into him while they listened to their music machines, so he sought to ban them at once! At this point, we might still be able to classify this species as a Kruger-anti-Bloombergarectus, since the Bloombergarectus' company might have some stake in Apple.
Earlier or later in that month, the Kruger made a radical change on the evolutionary scale. He became the Kruger-Brunotas, by joining Joseph Bruno and the Republican leadership as chairman of the social services committee.
In 2009, the Kruger saw he was not getting the attention he needs, so he decided to cause a panic in Albany during a budget crisis. There is debate whether we should call this species the Kruger-Cuntatus, or the Kruger-Selfishpieceofshitatus.
Earlier this year, yet another change in the Kruger! He temporaraly became the Kruger-Hikindatus by joining neighboring species The Hikind's in preventing free speech, cause that's what the Hikind's do. Too bad the Hikind's are also Orthodox Jews, so the Kruger can no longer eat his 7-11 hotdogs, so he changed yet again to the Kruger-Bigot-natus, chill withHikind politically, but at Mickey D's at break.
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