Macaca here, macaca there; just in case you haven't had enough, allow me to introduce you to Slate's George Allen Insult Generator.

And while I present Slate's creation to you here, if you're amused I strongly encourage you to thank the folks at Slate by clicking over there.

Warning: there's nothing PC about this here machine.

I am:
Allergic to wheat Arab Asian Bald Black Canadian A debater A Democrat Fat French A gamer Gay Hispanic Indian Irish Jewish A Native American North African Old A person with bad breath Poor Short A stamp collector White A woman

	Hello, I'm Sen. George Allen. Who are you?