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The Gateway (Frothy Santorum Edition)

posted by Gatemouth
Wed, 02/08/2012 - 7:48am

I’ll bet the Santorum is looking and feeling really frothy after that threesome last night.

 

The Gateway (Lip Syncing Edition)

posted by Gatemouth
Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:09am

Domestic Partner: Can you tell me the name of any famous Giants or Patriots?

Gate: Gulliver and Nathan Hale

Storobin Lies About Gatemouth (Among Other Things); Gatemouth Tells The Truth About Storobin

posted by Gatemouth
Sun, 02/05/2012 - 12:44pm
  

I woke up to find this posted on one of my threads.


David Storobin's Love Letter To Putin

posted by Gatemouth
Thu, 02/02/2012 - 6:15pm

DAVID STOROBIN:  “Rather than the joke it was in the late 1990s, Putin’s Russia of 2008 is a country that matters. It matters in terms of global economy, oil and gas, United Nations, War on Terror and just about every other international issue.

David Storobin Has No Right To Whine

posted by Gatemouth
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 7:53pm

In our system of law, one who asks the Court for an equitable remedy must come before it with “clean hands.”

The Gateway (Dog Whistling Dixie Edition)

posted by Gatemouth
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 6:19am

Another primary not worth a full column.

 

Why Do Hate Sites Keep Linking David Storobin?

posted by Gatemouth
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 8:36pm

No one disputes that articles written by State Senate candidate David Storobin have frequently been linked by white supremacist hate sites.

David Storobin Is The Moral Equivalent Of A Holocaust Denier (and a Michael Moore/Noam Chomsky Republican)

posted by Gatemouth
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 7:00pm

"Our strength consists in our speed and in our brutality. Genghis Khan led millions of women and children to slaughter—with premeditation and a happy heart. History sees in him solely the founder of a state. It’s a matter of indifference to me what a weak western European civilization will say about me.

The Gateway (Drowning In A Pinto Bean Chulent Edition)

posted by Gatemouth
Sun, 01/29/2012 - 5:46pm

Things are looking very Grimm.

An Award for Michael Benjamin

posted by Gatemouth
Sat, 01/28/2012 - 7:05pm

Everyone once in a while, one reads something written on an issue and has to wonder out loud, who is paying this guy to be their shill?

The Gateway (Ace Romneystein Edition)

posted by Gatemouth
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:53pm

Well, that explains it--the reason Eric Adams' house in Brooklyn was moved one block outside of his district and John Sampson's district in Brooklyn has an appendage which resembles Ed Koch's testicles, and minorities in Nassau and Suffol

Random Thoughts on Rosarch Tests [UPDATED]

posted by Gatemouth
Thu, 01/26/2012 - 6:43pm

A few quick thoughts on the proposed reapportionment.

The Gateway (A Woody For LATFOR Edition)

posted by Gatemouth
Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:24am

“Soon it will be the Renaissance, and we'll all be painting” –Woody Alle

The Gateway (Bea DeSapio Shaggy Dog Story Edition)

posted by Gatemouth
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:28am

I know some expect me to talk about the State of the Union this morning, but as much as I enjoyed the speech (and agreed with almost all of it), I would rather talk about things which might actually impact public policy.


The Gateway (Don't Cry For Me, Arizona Edition)

posted by Gatemouth
Mon, 01/23/2012 - 9:53pm

I defy you not to cry.
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