In long beards, the two veteran actors are suited to oneIn long beards, the two veteran actors are suited to one another, like a divine ZZ Top. Camp is a part of the experience here, as both "Titans" films pull from an unlikely combination of traditions: ancient Greece and the 1980s. The clunky "Clash of the Titans" remade the 1981 original, bringing in boatloads of box office by updating the schmaltzy Laurence Olivier version with contemporary digital effects and a widely decried, slapped on conversion to 3-D. "Wrath of the Titans," directed by Jonathan Liebesman taking over for Louis Leterrier, has modestly improved upon the 3-D this time around and better manages a narrative flow of continuous fantasy action. But that's also all there is: A charmless stream of battle and fight sequences that contorts mythic characters into blockbuster conventions. It's comically late — literally the last few minutes — that the film even tries to slide emotion into the characters' relations, as if attempting to hypnotize us before leaving the theater: Oh, that was a love story? And that guy — gasp! — was supposed to be the funny one? Rather than yet more Kraken releasing ("Release, um, another Kraken!"), "Wrath of the Titans," written by Dan Mazeau and David Leslie Johnson, charts new ground for the demigod Perseus (Sam Worthington). Going beyond the original "Clash," written by Beverley Cross, our distance from the original myths grows still more. Perseus is living humbly as a fisherman despite his Kraken-squelching fame. He has sworn off the aging, selfish gods, such as his father Zeus and uncle Poseidon (Danny Huston). But Hades has made a deal in the underworld dungeon of Tartarus to betray Zeus and siphon his powers to Kronos, their dormant father with whom all of hell will follow.DOLCE GABBANA SHOES TOMS SHOES LE COQ SPORTIF SHOES HELLO KITTY SHOES LIMITED EDITION SHOES Christian Louboutin Men Shoes Rollerboy Spikes Black CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN BOOTS CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN STRASSChristian Louboutin Ankle Boots Christian Louboutin Over Knee Boots CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN PEEP TOE Pumps 120MM CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN PLATFORMS CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN PUMPS 120MM CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN PUMPS 140mm CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SANDALS 120MM CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SANDALS 150MM CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN PUMPS CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN PEEP TOE PUMPS CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SANDALS CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN WEDGES CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN FLAT SHOES CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN LONG BOOTS CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SHOES MENS CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SLIPPERS CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN EVENING TRUE RELIGION JEANS TRUE RELIGION JEANS MENS TRUE RELIGION JEANS WOMENS DOLCE GABBANA SHOES TOMS SHOES BEATS BY DR DRE LE COQ SPORTIF SHOES DANNER BOOTS HELLO KITTY SHOES LIMITED EDITION SHOES NIKE Limited Edition SHOES NIKE SHOES RED WING SHOES BALLET SHOES CAT SHOES ADIDAS SHOES CLARKS SHOES CLARKS SNOW BOOTS DR MARTENS SHOES GIORGIO ARMANI SHOES KAREN MILLEN LEATHER SHOES SANDALS 2012 VIBRAM FIVE FINGERS SHOES CLARKS WALLABEE BOOTS THE NORTH FACE CLARKS CASUAL SHOES CLARKS ORIGINALS SHOES CLARKS FORMAL SHOES CLARKS BOOTS ADIDAS LIMITED EDITION SHOES TRESOR PARIS JEWELLERY MONTBLANC PEN LIMITED EDITION TOYS LONDON OLYMPICS 2012 GIFTS HEAD RACQUETS WILSON RACQUETS BABOLAT RACQUETS Post new comment |