THE SPITZ LIST: QUEENS BOROUGH PRESIDENT CANDIDATES
Named after one of New York's great runners, the Spitz List presents a running list of people rumored, blogged or reported to be running for Queens Borough President in 2009 with some suggested camaign slogans. Click through for the full running lineup.
Leroy Comrie: I'm big among middle-class backs and...I'm just big
John Liu: 1.3 Billion Chinese Supprters Can't Be Wrong!
Audrey Pheffer: Queens County: where diversity means representing the Rockaways
Helen Sears: Tiny. Old. Nice. Irrelevant: Vote for me anyway
Peter Vallone Jr: How come I couldn't have had Rudy for a dad?
Please email all truisms, rumors, tips and slogans to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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