Named after one of New York's great runners, the Spitz List presents a running list of people rumored, blogged or reported to be running for Staten Island Borough President in 2009 with some suggested camaign slogans.

Michael McMahon: Your trash is my electoral treasure!

Jimmy Oddo: Getting the fuck out of the fucking City Council and moving the fuck up to fucking Borough Hall. Vote Oddo for Staten Island Borough Fucking President!

Please email all truisms, rumors, tips and slogans to spitz@r8ny.com.

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