Stoned Crackwhore's blogOK Rock, Answer ThisNote To EnWhySeaWonk: Tighten The Screws, NowSo, a day after Rock promises to post articles only once a week, he posts another piece about (SUPRISE!). Obama; this time, without the simple reality check of a comments section. Thus, we are forced to hear John Kerry's endorsement called significant, with no place to laugh out loud. As to Teddy Kenndy, does anyone really believe that, if he'd endorsed Hillary, you wouldn't be hearing Rock re-hashing every detail of Chappaquidick, complete with comparisons to Juanita Broderick's alleged rape by Billary? Once again, those with something to say about Rock's work are invitied to post here. Don't be shy; don't feel you need to say anything novel, interesting, clever, or even sensible.
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Billary Will Burn in Hell With The Sodomites[EDITOR'S NOTE: The AP Wire Reports that this piece was posted from the author's blackberry seconds before he was apprehened by the police outside of a gay nightclub in Chelsea, shouting at passer-bys, asking which one of them was EnWhySeaWonk. Police said that while searching him, attendent to an arrest for public drunkeness and disturbing the peace, they found three Saturday Night Specials, an Uzi submachine gun, a box of condoms, a tube of KY Jelly and handwritten list of names which included EnWhySeaWonk, Yoda, Gatemouth, JP, Cynical Negro, Politiko, Kevin Parker, Charlie Rangel, Jacob Walthour, Matthieu Eugene and Yvette and Una Clarke.] As my daddy used to say, “Man plans and God laughs”; just when you think you are on top of the world you get bowled a googly. Nonetheless, there is a third point to the hat trick: “Man plans, God laughs, but Stoned Crackwhore prognosticates”. When it comes to saying sooth and speaking truth, old Nostradomus is to ole Stone as a one hit wonder like Smiley Culture is to the Mighty Mighty Sparrow. But while Uncle Stoney is channeling Sparrow, all the other bloggers are eating crow. Maybe they should try it jerked (no pun intended Wonk). LOL!
A Christmas Pantomime: LOL! The Adventures of Stoned Crackwhore, Brooklyn’s All-Knowing Political PunditThe Coca Vine #22 Let us reflect, during this season of our Lord, upon the awesome and mighty power of Assemblyman Dov Hikind, whose strenuous efforts contributed mightily to Hillary Clinton’s landslide victory. Especially notable was Hillary’s stunning victory over John Spencer in Hikind’s own 48th AD, where Clinton got 5878 votes out of the 11,755 cast, for a daunting 50.00% of the total vote and an insurmountable margin over John Spencer of 167 votes. LOL!
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Posted March 31, 2008 | 08:36 AM (EST)