Hiram Monserrate apparently hasn't bought himself a clue.

Those perks that he enjoyed as a senator do not carry over, especially when one has been removed from that august body like a cancerous tumor. Well...that's what happens when you line your own pockets, and screw New York to the tune of $109,000.

Monserrate "directed" $300,000 to a non-profit titled the Latino Initiative for Better Resources and Empowerment, Inc. The truth is that most of those funds went to pay for extravagances from his campaign.

LIBRE's former Executive Director, Javier Cardenas, plead guilty to mail fraud. He is cooperating with authorities.

Steven Slater takes the plea...but where is he going to come up with $10,000?

Yankees...say it isn't so. Let's see those bats heat up tonight...otherwise, good luck next season.

In my last article, Juror Removed At NYC Synagogue Bomb Plot Trial, I asserted (as does his defense team) that Cromitie and his three witless cohorts wereabsolute and utter patsies;regardless, they were found guilty by the remaining 11 jurors.

The papers are calling this a victory in our "war on terror"; I call it a steaming turd. But hey...you won't hear sour grapes from me; I mean, it's not like I lost a bet or anything.

A quick note on some non-NYC news...Christine O'Donnell might be more of a moron than Caribou Sarah.

Eliot Spitzer's Harvard Club application was rejected. No sweat, I'd say.

Read about Honore Jaxon, Professional Rebel.