The New State Taxes Are Here!

The new state taxes are here! Just in time for Christmas!

You must realize two things: (1) once imposed, all of these taxes will be with New Yorkers forever, at increasingly higher rates; and (2) the people who have already profited from the system will make little or no concessions. Pay up, you working suckers still left in New York State!

Gov. David Paterson is going after people who wear fur. Did PETA write this tax? Because buying a synthetic garment made out of toxic chemicals is much better for us all.

Gov. David Paterson is going after people who can afford boats. If you can afford to own a small boat, you obviously have too much money lying around.