On LunchBox today, host Adam Green pits David Petraeus against Britney Spears and discusses Bush's post-presidency plans.

This here, for your entertainment...

What do the words ignorant, donkey, coward, assassin, genocist, alcoholic, drunk, immoral, menace, sick, psychologically ill, liar and murderer have in common with our very own President George W. Bush?

Well ... courtesy of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's farm-side chats, you now need only click below to find out.

(btw, you couldn't make this stuff up if you tried)

Here's an entertaining and partisan look (GOP-types, you have been warned) into the making of Bush-speak.  Apparently, it's all about awkward silences, lots 'o blinking and putting food on your family.

Enjoy!  Makes for a fine Wednesday morning lecture!

In case you missed it...

Of a recently introduced City Council resolution (by Council Member David Yassky) supporting the censure of President Bush, here's what Staten Island Republican Council Member James Oddo had to say:

"I think it's such a stupid resolution I'm encouraging a vote on it, so New Yorkers can get a look at the mental health of the members of the council.  Lets see where people stand on this dopey idea. ... This is partisan politics. And I like David, but this is so partisan, so pointless, this is the type of resolution that embarrasses the council."

Speaking to a standing room only crowd at  a town hall forum organized by East Side Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney this morning, persistent-Bush-thorn PA Rep. John Murtha had many choice words for the President.

He began by cracking jokes around Bush's campaign pledge to pursue an "humble" foreign policy, summarizing, "This is the most arrogant administration I have ever seen."